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Nov
09

The Health Benefits Of Smoking

camelAs all cigarette smokers in India know by now, Classic Milds is the new Wills Navy Cut. It’s trendy and easily available, and a combination like that obviously only inflates its popularity. I smoke Camel or Benson & Hedges or 555. Did you know hospitals that treat smokers with cancer turn Wills Navy Cut smokers away? Don’t know if it’s true, but what I’ve heard many times over is that the cancer you get from Wills Navy Cut is incurable. I’m writing this because I overheard someone saying this about Classic Milds yesterday. Apparently, this hopelessly incurable cancer comes from Wills’ tobacco. If I’m half as smart as I like to think I am, I’ll just forget about cancer sticks, yeah? But hey, fellow smokers…if we’re going to keep inviting cancer, let’s give it a red carpet welcome, shall we?

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31 Responses to “The Health Benefits Of Smoking”


  1. November 12, 2009 at 05:14

    And just when I was thinking of re-smoking… are you trying to push me over the edge?

  2. 2 VG
    November 12, 2009 at 14:16

    Whoever said that cancer from Wills’ is incurable and of hospitals turning away Wills Navy Cut smokers lives their life shuttling between Utopia & Dystopia. Do you think the hospital guys are going to check oncology reports and based on tobacco found would accept or reject patients. That’s ridiculous. Y.C. Deveshwar of The Indian Tobacco would be like a man in smoke if he ever saw this come true. Adding carcinogen to the one inside Tata Hospitals of TVC showing cancer patients is horrible. The worst thing to happen to a smoker is 1. Removal of Tongue 2. Loss of Voice 3. Cancer of Throat (imagine trouble swallowing food), Head and Neck.

  3. 3 VG
    November 12, 2009 at 14:25

    Many years ago some smokers believed that “Light” cigarettes don’t cause Cancer and when they had it they sued the tobacco company. This was pre statutory warning label days

  4. November 12, 2009 at 15:23

    Many years ago people believed smoking tobacco was good for health. :)

  5. 5 jagger
    November 12, 2009 at 17:12

    i Quit :D

    i dunno y. maybe becoz i have been at home these days. i think my last time was over in september….almost 2 mnths i guess!

  6. 6 jagger
    November 12, 2009 at 17:13

    BTW – my fav was Camel, then 555, last option bada or chota gold….HATE milds!

  7. 8 Akshay Kumar
    December 14, 2009 at 06:08

    Hello everyone. I just want to say that smoking & drinking are detrimental to health. Even I have heard from my doctor friends that certain cigarettes are more harmful but I want to say that doesnt matter what brand you change to bcoz the smoke is still harming you!Stop killing yourselves and start respecting your parents.

    Luv & health,
    Akki

  8. 9 Cosmic_Girl
    December 25, 2009 at 05:11

    Classic Milds is for novices. Davidoff all the way!

  9. 10 Lex Talionis
    December 25, 2009 at 06:31

    BADA GOLD FLAKE

  10. 11 The Duke
    January 11, 2010 at 09:35

    tobacco sucks! smoke grass

  11. 12 grasshopper
    January 20, 2010 at 21:24

    yeah, smoke grass… Grass is harmless… No cancer, no addiction…

  12. 13 Dinkar Kamani
    January 21, 2010 at 11:52

    Hey, where do you get Camels with the Turkish blend? I’ve been looking for them but haven’t found any.

  13. 15 Saket Jain
    April 5, 2010 at 07:36

    You can get camel ciggs at Connaught Place near Pallika Bazar entrance no. 2…this is assuming you are in Delhi.

  14. May 19, 2010 at 15:26

    i smoke any brand as long as its a ciggy.. do not prefer chota flake n wills though..

  15. 18 sanket
    June 8, 2010 at 19:04

    I know lotsa 85 year old (or older) doctors (because my grand uncle is one…no…both 87 years old AND a doctor) AND THEY ALL SMOKE. None of them have cancer of any sort.

    the thing is – people have been smoking for a gazillion years but lifestyle related diseases started to rear their ugly heads only in the past 30/ 40 years or so.

    Cancer happens because of all the chemical SHIT they add to cigarettes and the level of processing they go through before they eventually find their home inside your lungs. Hell i’d go as far as to say that ciggies have more chemicals in ‘em then Wisconsin milk (“wisconsin milk” stands replaceable with “any food items found in U.S.America”)

    by the way wills and 555′s are the tastiest cigarettes in the world. also Gauloise.

  16. 19 Pallavi
    June 15, 2010 at 11:25

    Smoking is good for health.

  17. July 17, 2010 at 15:13

    Most of the diseases causes by stress only. If u can ignore stress wid a lil smoke, den watz d big deal folks!

  18. 22 peep
    August 28, 2010 at 22:20

    hey guys .. m an amature smoker !! i jus love the first ciggy i smoke for the day……

  19. 23 the wisest one here
    April 15, 2011 at 05:35

    1) Tobacco does not cause cancer. People have been smoking it, chewing it and cooking with it for aeons.

    2) Till the early 70′s, cigarettes were made from tobacco that was very mildly processed, with almost no chemical treatment. Just dried, cut and stuffed into a ciggie.

    3) My granddad (who is a non-smoker since about 20 years now), smoked all his life. I have seen him fall asleep with a lit ciggie in his hand, awaking after 45 minutes and the ciggie was still lit with hardly any ash formation.

    4) Cigiies today, are processed with so many chemicals meant to addict you, and meant to ensure total smoking time is reduced (faster burning of the tobacco), that you’re ingesting about 4000 very harmful and carcinogenic chemicals. THIS IS WHAT FUCKS WITH YOU.

    More people smoked good quality cigarettes from 1900 to 1950. They lived longer, had less cancer, fucked better and smoking, at one time, was depicted as a sign of manhood and virility.

    We need an Anna Hazare type movement to get the shit of of our smokes, so that people like me who love smoking but have quit, can get back to it.

  20. 24 the wisest one here (Sanket)
    April 15, 2011 at 05:36

    i just realized i’ve already said all this in June 2010.

  21. 25 Junaydi
    September 19, 2011 at 23:51

    hey u, the wisest one your information is wisest as you. Instead of Anna Hazare type movement , why u could’nt launch a new cigarette with pure tobacco and no more chemicals in that.

    • 26 Dipz
      January 22, 2012 at 20:08

      Cigarette smoking helps in reducing stress,which i face everyday. .i dnt wanna knw other things. .limited smoking,that is,3 per day,is nt harmful for our health.so stop this bullshit talks. .bubyee

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