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Violence Is Golden

Few things can give more pleasure than beating the crap out of someone who’s really asking for it. More like begging, down on their knees and all. I hereby vow not to shave my beard till I’ve kicked the living shit out of this one person who doesn’t value people who are nice to him. Anyway, talk is cheap – I’ll just publish photographs or maybe even upload a video of this fellow’s testicles dangling from his nostrils along with a photograph of my beard as soon as possible. Fun times ahead.

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5 Responses to “Violence Is Golden”


  1. 1 June
    January 11, 2010 at 08:24

    Lolness, I wish you luck with all endeavour! I know a lot of vegetables like that who beg for a thrashing indirectly. It should do it some good :D

  2. 2 The Duke
    January 11, 2010 at 09:30

    Please Varathora, don’t hurt ‘em 7)

  3. 4 Barfly
    January 11, 2010 at 10:06

    yea, enough of being nice.

  4. 5 Jessica
    January 13, 2010 at 14:16

    You can fight with people even without a beard, i hope you know that.


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