06
Apr
10

No Wonder Film Piracy Is Rampant

By Saurin Parikh

Recently, I read somewhere that the Indian film industry lost a bundle of millions in the last couple of years because of piracy. A few thousand jobs are said to have been lost because of filmi pirates (not the kind who appear on-screen) as well. The article that disclosed these figures failed to mention how exactly piracy accounted for all of these loses, but it did say that piracy is a grave problem that was eating into the coffers of Bollywood. Piracy is also said to be funding terrorist operations.

Now, that made me ponder the reasons behind piracy. We all know that piracy is rampant, but why? The most obvious answer is that because we buy pirated CDs and DVDs that are easily available at every corner. The supply is definitely meeting the demand, but the demand is there because there is no way around it. The fact is that Bollywood doesn’t give two hoots about the viewing audience.

Every year, hundreds of movies are made. Billions are spent behind making movies, the producers and directors go to unprecedented lengths while making the film, the actors do the same while enacting and promoting the movie. But after all the dust settles down, the end product invariably turns out to be a disappointment. The really good movies that come out in a year are so few that you can count them on your hands, without using up all your fingers. And I’m not even exaggerating. Sometimes I wonder why Bollywood doesn’t devote the same amount of time to the film’s story as it does to its pre-release publicity. In fact, I am sure more time is spent on cooking up box office figures to earn the ‘hit’ tag than on genuinely trying to make a genuine hit. Invariably, the movies with the biggest stars turn out to be the biggest duds. And the really good stories get pushed into obscurity.

At this point, you could argue with me saying that no filmmaker can preempt whether a film will succeed or not. True, no one can predict what will work and what won’t. But what they can do is do the right things the right way to give success a realistic chance. It doesn’t take a genius to understand that stories with loopholes, poor acting performances, done-to-death sequences, forced comedies, et al are not going to be welcomed with both hands. Why do Bollywood movies have the same stories rehashed again and again, with each new version being worse than the previous ones? For ages, Bollywood has aped Hollywood movies, now they can’t even do that properly.

The primary point of this argument is that these nitty-gritties don’t concern the average moviegoer. He is more concerned about making ends meet; he goes to the movies to get refreshed. He never asked any filmmaker to make a movie; he just asks to be sufficiently entertained. But when he comes back after having spent his hard-earned money on some lackluster film, he is bound to wonder why he just didn’t buy a pirated disc and save himself a lot of money and a whole lot of agony. A family of four would have to dish out anywhere between Rs 1,000 to Rs 1,500 to watch a film in a multiplex. Compare that to the Rs 50 to Rs 100 price of a pirated disc and you can see why piracy is rampant.

Film piracy is an evil, but it has become a necessary evil. To curb the problem, Bollywood needs to first look within itself. The movies are a multi-crore business; films are made because everyone involved wants to earn crores from it. Make no mistake about it, no one is in this industry for any other greater cause. It’s all about the money. And the greed is palpable. Actors ask for crores to do one movie, producers invest crores and make more via multiple avenues and marketing gimmicks… this is the kind of money that most moviegoers don’t even make in one lifetime. And yet you expect them to spend on a film that is plain ordinary and leaves a foul taste in their mouths? Not all films disappoint, but most do and why would someone spend a thousand bucks to take that chance?

To really curb piracy, the first thing that Bollywood should really do is make better movies, with stronger stories, on different subjects and with genuine intentions. The other things that could be done are things like getting into some kind of agreement with multiplex owners to ensure that a trip to the theatres costs less to moviegoers, or officially releasing a movie on DVD the same week (or even a week later) it comes out in theatres. Sure, this’ll make recovering the making costs a bit harder, but they can cut down on the making costs as well. Actor fees can be cut down by a few crores, foreign locations can be replaced by national ones, etcetera. The whole film fraternity needs to tackle this problem together, which they probably will never do. And which is why piracy will never go away.

The simple truth is that people like watching movies, but what they want is a good experience. No one likes coming out of a theatre in a foul mood, and that is what happens more often than not. A good movie will always find more takers; a bad one will find the gutters. Last year, Kaminey was the most downloaded Bollywood movie, downloaded close to 70 lakh times. How many times do you think Blue was downloaded? On a similar vein, 3 Idiots had record box office collections (it is still running in a few places), but why didn’t Kambakht Ishq do similar business? Is quality over quantity so hard to understand?

The film industry has blamed everyone from the public to the government to the pirates for the high amount of piracy, but the root of the problem is within them. They need to address that first.

[Saurin Parikh lives in Ahmedabad and runs the popular website Review Catalogue.]

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19 Responses to “No Wonder Film Piracy Is Rampant”


  1. April 6, 2010 at 06:14

    If no one says anything it means they’ve swallowed it. I’d written a cheeky post about why downloading is cool and why one should never buy original CDs, and it still reads as funny. Maybe I’ll republish it someday.

  2. 2 Rishu
    April 6, 2010 at 08:41

    i like wat moser baer is doing… selling dvds cheap and soon

    i picked up teh lsd dvd in like a week after its release

    thats smart

    • April 6, 2010 at 08:58

      Oh yes, that is smart.

      Now, speaking of LSD…

    • April 6, 2010 at 12:14

      Thats a very good point on Moser Baer.

      This post the way I see is purely on piracy of Bollywood films in India. Nothing apart from it.

      I will like to add a few points -
      1. Satellite networks such as Tata Sky offer films for a very nominal charge. Of course, you can view it only for a day for that fee. But, that sufficies for a family of 2 or more see it. Even for a single person, its cheaper than the multiplex cost or equal to the cinema ticket.
      2. The market for Western, Oriental, Middle-east films which are not commercial in nature is minute. They only play during film fests in India. As Saurin rightly mentioned, people in India see films for entertainment – Bollywood, Tollywood, Kollywood. So, as there is no direct access to classy cinema, people will have to download the films to see it.
      3. One person shares it online. Second person downloads, then distributes to ten people. This chain continues.
      4. I have noticed many people hold certain pride in having a collection of music, films, downloaded material.
      5. Storage drives going up, with internet speeds improving – it is all going to go up.

      I’m quite blank today and can’t remember most of the things i’ve thought on this subject. But i feel anything that is free or cheap will always be the preference.

  3. 6 Sam
    April 6, 2010 at 09:05

    When I was little, I wanted to be Dr. Dolittle. But when I grew up, I wanted to be ‘Incredible Hulk’. Now, I want to don a grand new ‘Avtaar’. Amazingly, I ended up applauding, ‘No Country for Old Men’. ;)

    But when I saw ‘Pirates of the Carribean’ whose character was admirably donned by Johnny Depp, a drunken Pirate who is too smart for everyone as inimitable ‘Jack Sparrow’. His friends admire him but his nemesis deride and loathes him.

    Similarly, as a child, I always thought that piracy is about adventure of plundering wealth of the filthy rich who stash away wealth in umpteen millions.

    Considering the atrocious quality of Hindi Cinema, it’s not such a poignant tale after all. Having said that, there are couple of movies that sets the tone and trend of being simple yet entertaining. Although, what most of the movie going audience wants a run of the mill movie – either a numb, heard to death love story or a love triangle. It’s been a part of Yash Chopra films for decades. Still, being an influential film maker, he has not been able to churn out realistic, good movies with a message.

    What 3 Idiots was to spark a phenomenon which appealed to younger generation to chase their dreams. It paved the way for them by acting as a mantra. But the other revelation was undoubtedly, PAA – For the first time since Black, Bachchan Senior wasn’t his megastar self unlike pantheon of his movies. He struck a chord as a bumbling Auro who suffers from rare genetic defect, Progeria. It did open the floodgates with its emotional tweak. But what’s an Indian or Indian movie sans emotions?????

    Now veering back to menace called ‘Piracy’, it’s an open sea. Solution is simple. As long as there is demand, there will be supply. ;)

    Besides Law of Economics, I wouldn’t dare downloading a flick that has got mediocre ratings by a ‘good critic’. ;)

    If we avoid producing barrage of inane movies that defies logic are worth dumping in trash! No matter, who is PAA or for that matter, a certain Mr. Chopra. :P

    Hopefully, a ‘Bollywood’ enthusiast would pick this up and comes up with the version ‘NAA’ starring Budha PAA. ;)

    And one more despicable thing about Indian movies, ‘Swearing ain’t cool beyond limit’. Understands this you dickheads and cunts out there! Get this message straight.

    If you need a crash course without paying a frigging dime, then, grab all collections of one of the greatest film makers, celluloid has ever seen – He is dimunitive yet sharp, visionary film maker with oodles of sarcasm and witticism. He is better known as Talented Mr. Woody Allen!

    Watch his movies if you need an amazing insight of how a low budget movies can still make for a visual feast! :D

    Piracy is just the cause and effect. As almost all movies are with a defect – they lack soul. ;)

  4. 9 Poonam
    April 6, 2010 at 09:21

    Congratulations on your longest comment ever Sam. :)

  5. 11 Sam
    April 6, 2010 at 09:45

    That’s not the only longest thing I can scribble, Poonamshree! ;)

    I can even write good prose – sonnets – for you, if you let me.. :P

    Saurin, you are amazing, bro! Your reviews are scathing and just where its due. May you keep enlightening us with your razor sharp witty reviews. :D

    Poonamshreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, where art thou? I read that you changed your FB status to ‘Single’. hahahahahhahahahahahaha ;)

    You are a crazy woman without being one! ;)

  6. 13 Sam
    April 6, 2010 at 09:46

    Dude, Adi, you reminded me of that S.O.B. Mr. Crotch on Fire who can’t get into this wife’s inner so decides to get into his maids! Geezzzzz, what a shithead! ;)

  7. 14 Sam
    April 6, 2010 at 09:54

    Actually, Poonamshree, some like it longgggggggggggggggggggggggg!!! ;)

  8. 15 Poonam
    April 6, 2010 at 12:53

    I like lonnnnnngggggg too.

  9. 16 Poonam
    April 6, 2010 at 12:58

    spice – lonnnnnnnng/clove

  10. 17 Sam
    April 6, 2010 at 13:03

    It’s your choice, Poonam. ;)

    I love ‘Red Hot Chilli & Pepper’. ;)

  11. April 6, 2010 at 16:09

    I’m disgusted and relieved at the same time :)

  12. 19 Sam
    April 6, 2010 at 18:15

    Even I am miffed as to why in God’s name is she NOT Single??????????? If Luck was alive, I’d choke it with bare hands. Life would already fuck it, big time! There goes the boom and here goes the bust! Eccentricity is taking over. Where the fuck is my Landrover???????? ;)


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