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Restaurant Review: Kobe Sizzlers

Having not had a sizzler in ages, we decided to go to Kobe Sizzlers in Saki Naka, Andheri East. I’d been to one at Bandra a few times many years ago and wanted to see what Kobe Sizzlers is like now. The place looks really nice but we can’t say the same about the food. We skipped the fish and the bird and went straight for the animals. They don’t serve pork anymore, by the way. Yash ordered a Satellite Steak (460/-) and I opted for Lamb Shashlik (400/-). The sizzlers were fucking terrible. The Lamb Shashlik wasn’t lamb at all, but boneless mutton pieces. I love goat meat but this was just too bad. Stale meat overcooked. I couldn’t chew it, and it tasted horrible. The Satellite Steak was equally bad; tough beef that we didn’t feel like swallowing. We ate the fries, mushrooms and grilled vegetables (for the first time) and paid the bill and left. What a waste of money and bad end to the week.

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16 Responses to “Restaurant Review: Kobe Sizzlers”


  1. 2 Yash
    May 12, 2010 at 05:57

    the soup was decent, bt nothin like mutton soup in bostan. Last nite i went to soda, had 2 pitchers n some prawns in some mexican sauce. For the first time i liked the food in soda…

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    • 3 Poonam
      May 12, 2010 at 09:09

      I don’t like the food at Soda no matter how drunk I am.

      First Pic( at some corner)- one female.
      Then that female sees Yash.
      By second pic – no female.

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  2. May 12, 2010 at 08:04

    The Dragon vs Phoenix soup was from Rock Salt, re… we need to go back there and try the food ;)

    Abey saale, after two pitchers of beer anybody will like anything at Soda :P

    I think it’s time to write about Bostan \m/

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  3. May 12, 2010 at 08:09

    there is a little known pizza place named hi-fy at the road perpendicular to the main powai road (jvlr) near L&T.

    wanna go check it out? its rapes dominoes and almost rapes hut (smokin’ is shit anyhow…)

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  4. May 12, 2010 at 08:10

    hey in the “after” picture you ought to show Yash holding a bent fork man. that would be funny :-)

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  5. 8 Yash
    May 12, 2010 at 11:24

    @mehta its steak satellite, not satellite steak…

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  6. 9 Yash
    May 12, 2010 at 11:26

    @sanket i gt forked on the table eatin tht tuff gai…

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  7. May 12, 2010 at 11:46

    Yoko’s – Santacruz still owns just as before, kobes has become useless off late

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  8. 11 Yash
    May 12, 2010 at 11:54

    @poonam tht female got scared since the meat was too tuff to chew, so
    me n aditya decided to eat tht female (tandoori chick) by
    turning her occasionally in the tandoor…

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  9. August 3, 2010 at 14:46

    Bravo, is simply excellent phrase :)

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