Beer Review: Carlsberg

Jaipur, Rajasthan 2008

Not sure if it was 2008 or 2009 when I saw an ad outside a liquor store saying Carlsberg beer had arrived in India, but that was when I immediately agreed with my then girlfriend’s idea of her catching up on a girlie movie because she was sick of me being horny all the time.  That left me free to do something else (other manly stuff, of course). I dropped her home and on my way to wherever, picked up two 650 ml bottles of Carlsberg, in the hope of finding a brew extraordinaire. How predictable.

There is much to be said about guzzling beer hurriedly in an autorickshaw. It needs to be kept out of sight of policemen, and a pint of Carlsberg looks like a bottle of Sprite, but I have two big bottles of this import from Denmark. The beer also must be kept chilled; Carlsberg is an ordinary lager, okay to drink when chilled, with a faint rose-like flavour showing up as it gets warmer.

Carlsberg’s promotional slogan says it is “probably the best lager in the world”, a claim which I rubbish as I point you to Tuborg Green – another Danish brew, and one you’ll enjoy drinking.

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28 Responses to “Beer Review: Carlsberg”

  1. 1 Daksh
    May 27, 2010 at 03:47

    Who misses Ice Beer? I do!


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    May 27, 2010 at 04:00

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  3. 3 Roydon Bangera
    May 27, 2010 at 08:15

    Tuborg is the shite! :D


  4. 4 Pratik Panchal
    May 28, 2010 at 05:03

    Ice-cold Budweiser still rocks over Carlsberg/Tuborg!


  5. 7 Su-meat Sandwich
    June 1, 2010 at 12:56

    You’re too kind on these pissy beers. Next time you review sample some drinks even I wanna be there. My opinion will be useful, trust me.


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