Taking this blog seriously leads to ass cancer.
It is the path to enlightenment.
We're taking over the Internet.
This webzine is going to kick your ass even harder in 2013!
This webzine publishes highly biased reviews of silly movies and music from the underground. We also advocate the use of craft beer and mind-altering drugs.
Nice.
What did you get freedom from?
And when are you putting up your next post? I got tired of waiting for it.
Come back, sonny boy!