Music Review: Theatres Des Vampires – Moonlight Waltz (2011)

Theatres Des Vampires is a gothic metal band from Italy. Their music is supposed to have a black metal touch but I can’t hear it. Their new album Moonlight Waltz is a collection of upbeat tunes with heavy orchestration; it makes for a few fun listens. Despite their name and the stuff they claim to sing about (vampires – I used to be one), they won’t scare you at all. It just sounds very… light. The vocals are superb – this Sonya babe can really sing! The dude can sing too – he does some operatic vocals. The title track is very good, as are a few others – even though it isn’t black metal or dark gothic metal, it kicks the shit out of all the music Dimmu Borgir and Cradle Of Filth have made in the last few years… combined. There… I’ve just given you a good reason to check out Theatres Des VampiresMoonlight Waltz. Let me give you a better one.


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5 Responses to “Music Review: Theatres Des Vampires – Moonlight Waltz (2011)”

  1. 1 Sheikh MB
    February 12, 2011 at 12:34

    I want to fuck this slut right now.


  2. 2 Parth Vader
    May 11, 2011 at 06:58

    I guess they have a lot of band rehearsals.


  3. 3 Ice Maiden 666
    May 12, 2011 at 15:14

    What is it with you guys!


  4. June 3, 2011 at 13:37

    I love this girl,I want to have sex with her what´s official fan club?please someone tell me.


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