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Movie Review: Cocktail (2012)

An exaggerated ass shake may have convinced you to go for the film, but Cocktail is a movie that doesn’t even start being fun. Deepika Padukone sashaying her way into nightclubs without being stopped can fool anyone into thinking they’re in for a party, and there end the good times. Veronica (Padukone, ‘Veeru-paaji’ to Saif Ali Khan) welcomes into her home and life the very desi Meera (newcomer Diana Penty), and Gautam (Khan) joins them soon enough. Having sex with Veronica, and not on very friendly terms with Meera, Gautam is played by Saif Ali Khan the way you’ve always seen him do it. Khan yet again plays the happy-go-lucky goofy yuppie who can charm the pants off most women.

Khan’s Gautam shows us that even the corniest of lines can work on the most stunning of women, while director Homi Adajania is out to show that he doesn’t know how to take the story where he wants. Cocktail moves at a tired pace, with Gautam’s mother (Dimple Kapadia) visiting her son to see the girl he has fallen for. Kapadia is the conservative mother, admonishing everyone in sight because there’s no other way such beings can be affectionate. A cross-dressed Saif Ali Khan presents fuckbuddy Deepika as a friend and the seedhi-saadi Diana Penty as his choice.┬áThe movie, which anyway wasn’t made to take cinema forward, tumbles terribly after that. The threesome go on a vacation with Dimple Kapadia, where Diana Penty and Saif Ali Khan fall for each other, and the promiscuous Deepika decides she wants to impress the old lady.

Cocktail, keeping in mind that it has no depth, should have at the very least been a breezy watch, but the writers (Imtiaz Ali and Sajid Ali) and Homi Adajania don’t know how to package melodrama. The movie rushes through the motions of every film that is made to appeal to youngsters and stretches like a bad dream during the dramatic moments. Add Pritam Chakraborty’s music to this mix and you have the soundtrack to a nightmare.

Cocktail is a concoction you should avoid unless you want to experience a three-hour hangover.

RATING: 1/5

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6 Responses to “Movie Review: Cocktail (2012)”


  1. 1 Rathor
    July 13, 2012 at 08:26

    1/5. Really. I can imagine. Thank you Sir.

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  2. 2 DHOBLE
    July 13, 2012 at 09:29

    Thnx for saving my money!

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  3. 3 raghavme
    July 13, 2012 at 09:55

    I am going anyway. The tit and ass show might be worth while after a long beer binge.

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  4. July 13, 2012 at 10:38

    I was wondering if you were going to review this movie Mehta, considering that you had quit drinking…;) I know bad joke. Anyways after watching this movie you might want to lighten up your mood by watching ‘Koti & Katli’ on ‘Cocktail. Here’s the link: http://longy.tv/2012/07/11/cocktail-spoof/

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  5. 5 shwetadhamija
    July 18, 2012 at 07:11

    hey i study in UK and fell in love with this trio, hope it happens to me in real life http://www.lenstrade.com

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