14
Oct
09

The Best Way To Deal With Anything

There’s something written across my forehead and obviously, I’m the only one who can’t see it. With the things some people end up doing to me, I’m becoming increasingly convinced it’s ‘Mein Chutiya Hoon, Aao Meri Maaro’.

Playboy Bunny With My Money

Playboy Bunny With My Money

Just when I decide I don’t want any more girl trouble, along comes a fisherwoman to chipkao me some stale fish. Pulling off the biggest scam of this week, she points at fish with bones and fish without bones. Since I already have a bone to pick with a whole lot of humans, I go for the boneless fish. I ask what the fish is called but can’t understand her ultra-sophisticated accent even after she tells me for the fifth time and I give up.

Anyway, my hosts are gracious enough to deep-fry the fish, which has enough sharp, tiny, hateful bones to fill a small ashtray.

Yes, the best way to deal with absolutely anything is by sitting back with beer and watching Metallica’s Live Shit: Binge & Purge without blinking even once. At the end of the session, you either know exactly what the fuck you need to do or the problem seems too insignificant to bother yourself with.

I’m such a fucking escapist that I’m going to write an entire blog post about it, but right now I need to get away from it all.

Saurin Parikh Demands To Know Why YOU Didn’t Vote


10 Responses to “The Best Way To Deal With Anything”


  1. 1 Saurin Parikh
    October 14, 2009 at 06:50

    the best way to deal with anything… and everything.

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  2. 2 ashwin
    October 14, 2009 at 07:23

    ROTFLMAO at the opening sentence!!!

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  3. 3 SMILEY
    October 14, 2009 at 10:41

    Oh she is sooooooo cute 😉 how can she pull off a scam? you are dumb anyway.

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  4. October 14, 2009 at 10:49

    Can’t argue with that.

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  5. 6 AA
    October 28, 2009 at 08:17

    “I’m such a fucking escapist that I’m going to write an entire blog post about it, but right now I need to get away from it all.” …. awesome … 🙂

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  6. 7 KP
    June 23, 2010 at 15:49

    “I’m such a fucking escapist that I’m going to write an entire blog post about it, but right now I need to get away from it all.”

    hahhahhahha

    !@#$ post modern!!

    Like

  7. 8 ajinkya
    June 25, 2010 at 06:19

    old monk rum and grindcore!!!

    Like

  8. August 16, 2014 at 22:11

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