Vishal Dadlani Is A Stupid Wannabe Celeb

Here, I don’t even need to say much.

Vishal Dadlani went to a polling booth without mandatory identity proof and expected to vote, according to Mid-Day. Okay, so we all forget things but here’s what the fat, bald fuck had to say. This guy, who has found nothing better to protest against than a statue that will add a super-cool touch to the city told Mid-Day, “It’s sad that the people at the polling centre did not recognize me and stopped me from voting because I didn’t have an identity card.”

This poseur can't even get the horns right.

This poseur can’t even get the horns right.

What were you expecting, asshole? Everyone to come running to suck your dick? You were “stopped” from voting because you tried to throw your (excess) weight around. Even a hot-ass babe like Priyanka Chopra whom even aliens recognize and lust after carried an identity card, so who the shit are you?

Anyway, Vishal Dadlani later cast his vote at a Peddar Road constituency “after flaunting the necessary document”, as opposed to merely waving his dick. Lesson learnt, motherfucker?

Also read:

Mid Day Is A Cheap Tabloid

Adolf Hitler VS Mahatma Gandhi

Golden Mango Awards 2010

‘Don’t say we didn’t warn you’

46 Responses to “Vishal Dadlani Is A Stupid Wannabe Celeb”

  1. 1 Saurin Parikh
    October 14, 2009 at 10:27

    Hahahahaha…. 1 of your finest posts…


  2. 2 ashwin
    October 14, 2009 at 10:42

    hahahaha…awesome post!


  3. 3 janak
    October 14, 2009 at 12:19

    Oh this is too funny.

    I remember there used to be a show on Channel V which he used to host & monkey around in. Can’t remember the name now.


  4. October 14, 2009 at 12:26

    Amped? House Of Noise?


  5. October 14, 2009 at 12:55

    good one…. well said…. he will be lucky if the people in his building recognize him…


  6. 7 Itihas Shetty
    October 14, 2009 at 14:40

    fvckin’ hilarious.. keep it coming aditya.. !


  7. 8 Saurin Parikh
    October 15, 2009 at 04:16

    I just noticed something: Give Vishal Dadlani a toupee and what you would get is Aditya Mehta.
    Here’s proof: http://buzz18.in.com/showblog/aditya-mehta/ar-rahman-and-michael-jackson/131882/


  8. October 15, 2009 at 07:11

    I’m trapped in a corner now, heh.


  9. 13 KP
    June 23, 2010 at 15:40


    wt a !@#$ idiot!

    its good..i bet he was voting fer himself


  10. 14 Gaurav
    June 27, 2010 at 09:30

    Hahahaa =))


  11. 15 pruthviraj
    December 11, 2010 at 07:52

    Hahahaha Fuckin hilarious !


  12. December 11, 2010 at 08:37

    LOLZ good man … i tweeted the post to Vishal .. The DUD …. 🙂


  13. 19 S
    December 11, 2010 at 08:58

    Umm, the poking fun at him is fine. But your point on him protesting a useless 200 crore statue instead of feeding hungry children falls a little flat.


    • December 11, 2010 at 12:24

      Exactly how many children did he feed before the issue of statue came up? And how many hungry stomachs has he filled since the matter ceased to be important? It really is time we stopped hopping to pretentious fluff. And don’t even get me started on saving tigers or suicidal farmers.


    • 21 Supergirl
      December 11, 2010 at 14:00

      How come you people think of feeding hungry children only when you figure out your money is going into building a Shivaji statue? What’s the use of getting the same people to sign a billion petitions? Vishal and the rest of Mumbai suddenly woke up to the fact that it was their money that was about to be pumped into that statue, and that they couldn’t get it back, so what did everybody do? Bring up farmer suicides in Vidarbha! Talk about how there are hungry people in Mumbai. Guess what? There have always been hungry people in India.


      • 22 Shashank
        May 20, 2013 at 05:45

        Yes, and i suppose the solution to that problem is building a 200 crore statue.Bravo!I have no love lost for Vishal Dadlani, but dont you think its immature to say that the only reason they are protesting against the statue is because they wont get their money back. It’s not like you are going to get your money back with interest if you feed the hungry. there is philanthropy and then there’s building a 200 crore statue, and never the twain shall meet! Vishal dadlani maybe a pseudo intellectual, or a self righteous prick who likes the smell of his own farts, but as long as you feed someone who would otherwise have slept hungry, i think you are still doing good. He’s certainly doing no harm. i still think he’s a douche, but a 200 crore statue, we do not need right now. Peene ko paani nahi aur g**** dhone ke liye soda maang rahe ho


  14. 23 Maxie
    December 11, 2010 at 09:11

    This fella Vishal is a comedy fucker to the core..he once said Iron maiden is washed up act but still have a fan following in india..so rock is not dead..abhe vishal choot ki dakkan, u got a chance to open for them is by mistake..who gave u that chance god knows
    we all wanted to thorow stones at this fucker when he was on stage but we could not get them inside the venue else u know..


  15. 25 Maxie
    December 11, 2010 at 09:26

    he opned for megadeth infact..and before that he uttered about IM..


    • December 11, 2010 at 12:42

      I was at that Bangalore show, yeah. He spoke about the Indian Mujahideen? I wonder what they have to say about him. Moush-moush-raga-moush.


      • 27 Anonymous
        February 16, 2012 at 11:49

        Nope..IM is Iron maiden….just before Iron maidens first show in india somebody asked his expert(wtf?) opinion about the music scence in india and this dumb ass replied..well its great cos even washed up acts like Iron maiden is able to pull crowds even now..h ha ha lol..


  16. 28 Shrikant
    February 16, 2012 at 10:52

    haha dude… you can piss anybody off with such posts…fucking insane 🙂


  17. 29 reynold
    February 16, 2012 at 12:08

    hahahahaha..so fuckin funny…..cnt stp laughin 😀


  18. 30 Rahul
    February 16, 2012 at 13:07

    Hahaha..superb. ; b


  19. 31 Biprorshee
    February 18, 2012 at 07:52

    Well, Sir now probably knows that a Voter ID card is still accepted as identity proof and ‘Sheela/Sheila/(Lalitha for all I care) Ki Jawaani’ is not.


  20. 32 Anonymous
    June 11, 2012 at 02:07

    Well,one thng is gr8.he found time to vote frm his busy schedule and didnt giveup evn when he was barred.responsible citizen!


  21. 33 VishalDadlaniDie
    June 11, 2013 at 07:19

    I hope Vishal Dadlani dies soon. He is a cancer of Indian music. I am tired of this tone deaf, brainless, nincompoop.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

Member of The Internet Defense League

Follow Mehta Kya Kehta? on WordPress.com

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Blog Stats

  • 1,199,750 hits
October 2009
« Sep   Nov »

%d bloggers like this: