18
Nov
09

Cryptic Writings

Blow me.

It may frighten a man dependent on alcohol for his daily comfort to know he’s bored of drinking, and he might feel like he’s been zapped with a stun gun when realizes he suddenly no longer cares about the elite taste of whisky or the friendliness of beer. Largely because he might not know any other way to unwind  than by using the easiest and most pleasurable way to relax all his senses. Unsure as to how else a day can be rounded off, breaking up with the bottle can cause painful anxiety. But it’s not all that stressful when one has been having threesomes with charas-ganja on the side. Easier to call off the on/off extramarital affair with pot than to give up the intimacy of alcohol’s embrace. Yet, the idea of fixing an appointment for a drinking session in the near future fills the stomach with childish panic and a crippling sense of dread. And the rituals and practices associated with imbibing now are as mundane as polite banter exchanged with a former lover. In a desperate attempt to celebrate his birthday sober for a change, a borderline alcoholic will tonight unfriend the alcohol as he would a foolish ex-girlfriend. Let the party begin.


10 Responses to “Cryptic Writings”


  1. 1 Sam
    November 18, 2009 at 08:20

    It’s time to put on the drinking hat and make merry and may be, pop in the cherry. If you know what i mean, bro. The word drinking session indeed transcends us to the frivolous, no holds barred, merrier memories. It makes us a bit anxious as well. But out of sheer lack of patience towards the sheer fun to begin.

    I second your opinion as it’s relatively easier to quit snorting coke ( read cocaine) and smoking hash than to quit boozing. The biggest advantage of a booze or for that matter, a drinking session, brings the inside out unabashed. It’s mainly a bonding session for buddies to catch up in this dull and drab life.

    Dude, Booze is like a chic but the one who never asks you why, where, when, where and most importantly, whom? To cut to the chase, boozing session offers umpteen number of interesting topics to touch on.

    Being in touch with a former flame is indeed a catch 22 situation for me. If one can go back to being friends which is very unlikely, there’s nothing like it. But unfortunately, i have never been on talking terms with all 4 chicks i have gone all the way with. I have this thing for mature women. I find chicks my age, inane. 😛

    See speaking of boozing session, it’s already having an intoxicated effect on me. Indeed, bro, let the fun begin! 😀

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  2. November 18, 2009 at 08:25

    Arey!! I just admitted I’m a borderline alcoholic and you’re telling me all this?? 😛

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  3. 3 Krishna
    November 18, 2009 at 08:33

    “It’s time to put on the drinking hat and make merry” ROFL

    “and may be, pop in the cherry.” KILL ME, OH GOD, AM DYING OF LAUGHTER

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  4. 5 Roy
    November 18, 2009 at 09:19

    I think this link will shed some profound light on the whole perspective of this Daru thing.

    It will rip you apart in 5 flat minutes.

    single camera, single take, sync sound…

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    • November 18, 2009 at 15:48

      ULTIMATE, MR ROY, ULTIMATE!!!

      The explosive combo of AB and Amjad Khan…both fucking excellent actors!!!

      “Maloom kyun? Daaru peene se liver kharaab ho jaata hai!”

      Waise toh mujhe peene ki aadat nahi hai, lekin aap jaise dost pila dete hain 😀

      AMITABH BACHCHAN FUCKING OWNS.

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  5. 7 Varun J
    November 18, 2009 at 09:26

    unfriend it tonight….

    but dont forget friday night
    😀

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  6. November 18, 2009 at 15:52

    By the way, all you people reading this HAVE TO check out the link Dipankar ‘Demonos’ Roy has posted along with his comment…it will blow your mind and kick your ass all the way back to wherever the fuck you came from. Click on that link NOW.

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