You have to know Bollywood villain and comedian Shakti Kapoor because he’s equally famous for his scandals and controversies. Of course, everyone knows about the sting operation which caught him propositioning a chick. I’ve been asked time and again to say something about Shakti but words fail me. For those who came in late, here are some deadly headlines and memorable moments…
Shakti Kapoor caught doing a B-grade film again!!!
Shakti Kapoor has been accused of misbehaving with a Nepali actress
Shakti Kapoor taunts media at an event
More than shocking, these kind of headlines are a great source of amusement to all who don’t expect anything less from Shakti. Some of these headlines can even hold their own against his names and dialogues in Hindi movies.
You might feel sad at reading this but it’s not surprising at all.
Shakti Kapoor. Become a fan. Date of Birth: N/A. Place of Birth: N/A … Oops! There are no messages. This celebrity has no fans.
“Aaooo, sharmao mat.”
Did you know Shakti was thrown out of J W Marriott in Goa for urinating in the swimming pool? He went to the bar after midnight and had had some pegs of Black Label when the bartender announced it was closing time and Shakti started punching him. Angry that he couldn’t get more to drink, he went and urinated in the swimming pool. Having nothing else to do, he went to the lobby and slapped the duty manager and started abusing the security staff when they tried to intervene.
Shakti Kapoor has turned writer and is working on a script called “Sex & Scandal”
“Pappu… chala chappu.”
According to Filmfare magazine, Shakti got slapped by Akshay Kumar a few years back. It was Diwali, and something went wrong during a game of cards some celebs were playing.
Shakti said, “Akki was cheating in the game. I told him not to do it. He pushed me and I fell. He did not slap me. I left the party after that because I didn’t want it to get ugly.”
But Akshay Kumar had a different story to tell. “Shakti was an uninvited guest at the party. He was using foul language and it was embarrassing because there were so many ladies present. He was so drunk he couldn’t even stand up straight. All I did was give him a slight shove and he was down on the floor. If he says he saw me cheating at cards, he’s lying. He was so drunk he didn’t know what he himself was doing.”
“Samajhta nahi hai, yaar!”
Not one to be content with things, Shakti sent Akshay Kumar an expletive-filled SMS the morning after the incident.
After the sting operation, Shakti was apologizing profusely to the chick who had trapped him when he realized he had been screwed for good and that this time the stain was indelible. Shakti then wiped off his remorse and threatened the journo/bait and the tv channel reporters. He called them up and said, “Chhuri maar doonga, nanga kar doonga!”
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“Chhuri maar doonga, nanga kar doonga!” hahahahahahha HILARIOUS!
The funniest thing I remember about Shakti kapoor was from a movie in which he kept saying ” Hachkiya! Hachkiya! Main ek chota sa pyara sa nanha sa baccha hu”…..hahahahahaha
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“Hachkiya! Hachkiya! Main ek chota sa pyara sa nanha sa baccha hu” He says that throughout the movie whenever somebody comes to beat him up…he even shows how much of a munna he is with hand gestures HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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the last picture from Raja Babu is hilarious!! LOL! Will never forget the line..”Tammat ta nai he yaar”
It was about time Mr Balma got a post.
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I meant to use “Samajhta nahi hai, yaar!” as the caption for that pic but my mind doesn’t work very well at 4 am. Adding the caption now, thanks!
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Balma Hayek \m/ \m/ Shakti Kapoor is awesome…I was going to say Nandu (sabka bandu) is his best performance but then I started thinking of his older roles…Shakti Kapoor is amazing to watch! I, for one, am always interested in what Crime Master Gogo does onscreen and offscreen as well!!
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Don’t we all love Shakti and his antics? I don’t think there is any woman who has nice things to say about him though 😀
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Dude, he is a character alright. I bet, he would have got an ass whooping of his life by Akki, if he indeed overstepped the line with ladies at his place. He is a Bollywood’s desperado, hands down. No body can deny his promiscuity and has a big doubt on his character.
He is a good actor but, looking at his conducts, he looks like any other moron who is desperate to get laid. I hope, he doesn’t mess with Katz. If he has balls, he will be buried or crucified alive by Salman. hahahahahha
I am sure, Akki would have given more than just a mere push. His martial arts background makes him a tough proposition for even a hefty bouncer of an uptown bar. hahahah..
I wish, they had captured that sound byte, or a video of the scene that unfolded at the party. He always keeps shutterbugs amused and busy with his histrionics.
Once he gets drunk, he is no longer, Nanhasa, Chotasa, Baccha, after that he comes a complete Luccha! 😛
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Funny… I like his comic stints, esp his movie quotes. For eg: Ala re ala….inspector Bhinde ala…haath mein leke kanoon ka tala!! (Bol Radha Bol) or may be Nandu sab ka bandhu (Raja Babu)… Why didn’t you add that “Shakti in a towel” link?
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Words of some wise man – “There is no Bhakti without Shakti”.
Actually Shakti is the failed super hero he once aspired to be. (Satte pe satta anyone?)
Check Rocky(1981)- ‘Aa Dekhe Zara’ song. He outshines Sanju baba on all counts. link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJglcQFTITo
And beware lil girls and bois, he plays marbles with your eyeballs and elseworth.
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LOL LOL LOL
Superb stuff…just can’t stop laughing!
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keep it up Mehtallica !!
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“Chhuri maar doonga, nanga kar doonga!”
whats the english translation for this? i want to share in the joke as well.. 🙂
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‘Chhuri’ is another word for knife.
‘Chhuri maar doonga’ means “I’ll stab you”
Nanga kar doonga means “I’ll strip you naked”
“Chhuri maar doonga, nanga kar doonga!” is Shaktiji threatening to use a sharp knife to jab a person whilst they’re in the buff.
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lol…oh i see
hmm….maybe varg vikernes (aka count grishnachk) said this to euronymous before killing him…but in norwegian ….cuz euronymous just had on his underwear when he was stabbed to death…
http://www.burzum.org/eng/library/a_burzum_story02.shtml
😀
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Navin. your name…. Norwegian?
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no its Indian…
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HAHAHA that is trve!!!
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‘“Chhuri maar doonga, nanga kar doonga!” is Shaktiji threatening to use a sharp knife to jab a person.’
‘maybe varg vikernes (aka count grishnachk) said this to euronymous before killing him…but in norwegian ….cuz euronymous just had on his underwear when he was stabbed to death…’
These are some of the funniest statements I’ve heard in this context!
There is no Bhakti without Shakti….some wise man from the jungle.
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Aaaaaawoooooooooo Lalita
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TUNNA TUNNA, TAK TAK TUNNA
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Mehta, kuchh naya likh…
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This guy, at one point was a “must have” in any hindi movie. a true contender to Amrish Puri’s throne. Wasted it all away on wine, women and wringna no ollo.
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master go go
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