22
Jan
10

Movie Review: Veer

Movie: “Veer” (2010)

Actors: “Salman Khan”, “Mithun Chakraborty”, “Jackie Shroff”, “Zarine Khan”

Salman Khan needs to lay off the fucking booze. There are only so many times you can fool the audience and Salman Khan has run out of times. Contrary to what was expected, Salman Khan plays himself yet again in Veer, a half-ass excuse for an epic. I don’t even feel like writing about this piece of shit that Salman Khan has excreted sitting on Vijay Galani’s shoulders. Mithun Chakraborty is the only tolerable actor in Veer. It’s high time someone gave some cold facts straight to Salman Khan. Please be reading this, you drunk idiot – stop expecting your fans to fall for anything you do in name of acting. Khan hasn’t acted in years, and he was lucky to have choreographer Prabhu Dheva directing him in Wanted last year, as nobody expected anything from either and it turned out to be brainless timepass.

Salman Khan should’ve waited for another five years to bring to life this pathetic script of his because Subhash Ghai would’ve surely made and paid for the disaster called “Veer”. With Katrina Kaif, that too. Speaking of Katrina Kaif, her lookalike Zarine Khan is a bloody joke. At least, Katrina would’ve added value to the bullshit.

Mithun Chakraborty is alright as Salman’s drunk father, he gets his share of the limelight, but the once-fabulous actor known as Jackie Shroff is lost and directionless throughout the first part of Veer.

Speaking of direction, give me five whole minutes to laugh. Who is this birdbrain Anil Sharma? And who is the bigger moron who let Anil Sharma direct “Veer”? Someone who doesn’t know how to hold a camera would’ve done a far better job than this hare-brain called Anil Sharma. The spot boy, for example. If you cuntlappers are wondering why I’m so pissed off, it’s because I no longer get invited to press shows and have to part with hard-earned money for garbage like “Veer”.

Now I truly understand how you mortal bastards feel.

Anyway, I don’t think Salman Khan will get off alcohol anytime soon because he’ll need plenty of whatever he drinks to help him sleep at night after the debacle called “Veer”. Salman Khan, whenever you read this, and I know you will – drinks lots of whatever you like and give your luckless producer even more of it. Don’t give anything to Anil Sharma, not even if he asks for it.

VERDICT

Fuck off, you’ve got to be kidding.

RATING: 1/5


29 Responses to “Movie Review: Veer”


  1. January 22, 2010 at 13:03

    I can’t handle it anymore…I’d rather write an exam than go for this.
    Economics, that too.

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  2. January 22, 2010 at 20:15

    There…done. What rot, dude!

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  3. 4 Katrina Kaif
    January 23, 2010 at 05:55

    Zarine Khan is FAT.

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  4. 5 Mo
    January 23, 2010 at 14:15

    Dude u r fucking rude….Mind less…self made critic who dont know anything about bollywood…Reading ur review was like you hate Salman or were drunk wen writing this….Bullshit report….lol ul’ll eat ur shit wen Veer will be declared Hit.

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  5. January 23, 2010 at 14:24

    I’m not a self-made critic – Buzz18 made me one. I know plenty about Bollywood… more than anyone else I know. I don’t hate Salman Khan, and in fact, I think he’s really cool. I just wish he’d get back to fucking acting instead of entertaining morons like you whose lives are so boring that they find anything enjoyable. I don’t eat shit, I force-feed it to numbskulls like you. Veer is a super-flop, I’m telling you before the fucking Box Office does.

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    • 7 Mo
      January 23, 2010 at 14:44

      mate people like u dont stick around toooo long. Rather dan being nice to ur audiance, u r rude. in ur reviews u have used foul language. and u want us to trust u wit ur reviews. tke a nap mate and grow up. One of the worst review and critic i have ever seen. try to be nice……..:(

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      • January 23, 2010 at 14:48

        Dumbfuck, I don’t need to stick around anywhere. I write of my own free will, and not for money or anything else. It’s my blog and I’ll use any kind of language I want. I’ll abuse you in Urdu if I feel like it. Don’t make sad faces, idiot. The way I spoke to you was a reaction to your comment on that Bollywood blog. If you can’t accept that your favourite actor has made a bad movie, you don’t deserve to be treated nicely. And don’t give me this Gandhigiri shit. You don’t know jack about reviewing, so fuck off.

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  6. 9 Devdutt
    January 24, 2010 at 13:53

    I popped three haemorrhoids watching this movie. My buttblood paints Chandan seats scarlet.

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  7. 11 jeet
    January 24, 2010 at 16:49

    Hello Aditya sir,

    What quantity of marijuana you took before writing this fu*cking dumb*ss review..

    I agree the movie has some story pitfalls and making these kind of movies itself is a mind boggling job.. nevertheless it is movie for the masses and for their entertainment..

    Do you know this movie will alone recover its cost from single screens, and is not dependent on the multiplex collections .. the movie has already started showing a “Hit” status in CI/Bihar belt where mithunda is a God figure.. and his screen presense with Salman is drawing a big attention with masses in interior parts of northern india.

    Salman would recover from these shady reviews and the movie is going to be a hit.. take my words..

    and my apologies for the harsh language..

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    • January 24, 2010 at 19:27

      Hello Laudey Ke Baal,

      I smoke only the best charas and ganja, irrespective of whether I have to review movies or not.

      Don’t make excuses for being one of the aam junta…it’s understood that you’re fucking inferior.

      Who gives a shit about what a movie recovers if whore-sons like you are paying for it?

      Salman is never going to recover from the flop called Veer, take my word for it.

      Jhaat ke sipahi, I’m not even apologizing for the language.

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    • January 24, 2010 at 19:34

      Oh, and the quantity of marijuana doesn’t matter…one joint is as good as ten, but aam junta choots like you who force yourselves to laugh at the silly stuff Salman Khan and Sohail Khan do on screen wouldn’t really know. Tum sab aam logo ki maa ki chut, it’s time someone put you inferior motherfuckers in your place. Veer sucks dick, and so does Salman Khan. Fuck off.

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  8. January 24, 2010 at 21:39

    Isn’t Biju (from the Paa film review) around this time? He can find his mates for life here – Mo & Jeet.

    @Aditya – I completely disagree with your rating. It should have been negative.

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  9. January 25, 2010 at 01:19

    Looks like aditya is in big pain being fucked by salman…….LMFAO
    Chnage the name to mehta ki man ki gand ya mejta ki behen ki gand ya mehta kis kis ka leta..hehehheheh..

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  10. January 25, 2010 at 01:23

    Go to about me page and look at his pic..heheheheh looks like dick..hahahahha
    his hairs look like pubic hairs..ahaha
    is ki shakal s lag raha hai ke mehta ki gand baj rai hai..ahhaha

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  11. 19 Sanket
    January 25, 2010 at 06:09

    different types of movies appeal to different people. If you want to read Aditya mehta’s blog, i guess you’ll have to pretty much be open to subjecting yourself to HIS point of view. was this review meant to open the annals of constructive debate? i dont think so. so the aam janta choot in central bihar will believe his “Troy” is “Veer”. so fucking be it. who the fuck gets to decide whats good or bad anyhow.

    lameass morons.

    @aditya – know the story about wrestling a pig in shit?? but i think you have too much fun raping these morons over their replies to you, to stop and hit the ignore button. so there

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  12. January 25, 2010 at 10:32

    Dimwit fuckfaces this one goes out to all those who squirm at Aditya’s reviews:

    It has to start somewhere It has to start sometime
    What better place than here, what better time than now?

    …like he once said ‘someone has to do it’.

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  13. 22 KM
    January 25, 2010 at 12:26

    the funniest review i’v read in a long time. i completely agree with u abt Salman and his ‘acting’ and his ‘movies’. his only last good movie was London Dreams, otherwise most were shite!

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  14. 23 aditya mehta madarchood
    January 25, 2010 at 12:32

    aditya madarchood, tera address kya hai?
    I would tell you what is called as police ka danda.
    now be careful what you write, this boards is now under Surveillance..

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  15. 25 junaid
    January 31, 2010 at 12:46

    fuck all guys who hates salman and his movies…..u love mithun i think mithun fuck your mom with dogy style
    salman khan is the king

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  16. 27 Dabangg
    August 15, 2010 at 05:51

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