The Art Of Drinking Beer

Getting it right in Jaipur.

A little over three weeks after going sober is the best time to impart hidden knowledge to all.

How To Drink Beer
Take the beer bottle and make sure it’s extremely chilled. Borrow a bottle opener and get rid of the crown. If you don’t have a bottle opener, make your drummer use his teeth. Hold the drummer sideways, pinch his tailbone to open his jaws. Open Sesame! Now pour it into an empty pitcher, glass, mug or drink it straight from the bottle. Don’t waste time balancing it on your tongue, rolling, swirling the glass, trying to figure out the exact taste, spitting it out into a bucket and taking notes and all that weak shit. Fucking drink it like a man. Drink it!

8 Responses to “The Art Of Drinking Beer”

  1. 1 lionel
    April 29, 2010 at 05:17

    I can open a beer with my teeth!


  2. 2 Cosmic_Girl
    April 29, 2010 at 06:13

    Can we stop promoting beer as a manly drink already?


  3. April 29, 2010 at 08:13

    I can open a drummer with a beer bottle.


  4. April 29, 2010 at 10:24

    Mmmm… Perfect season for a chilled beer.


  5. 6 Sam
    April 29, 2010 at 14:24

    Ignore the queers, it’s time to gulp down the fucking cold beer! \m/


  6. April 29, 2010 at 15:38

    Perfect time for a beer, Cheers


  7. September 9, 2014 at 06:04

    Can a computer virus infect my computer just by being online? No downloading or uploading. No file sharing. No instant messaging/chatting. No opening of new browsers or opening email or email contents and such. Just leaving my computer on with my homepage screen and connected to internet..


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