I laughed my ass off reading about a stupid American tradition (not drinking Budweiser, no) that has the President of the United States “pardon” a turkey presented to White House by their country’s National Turkey Federation.
While it’s all good for the American press (at least, they don’t have to cover rubbish like Bigg Boss), isn’t it fucking hilarious that humans forgive harmless non-humans?
And what does a turkey need to be pardoned for? Being a bird? Not being in human form?
Terribly sorry for sounding like a dick (my true self, by the way), but letting one bird live and making a show of it is neither applause-worthy nor news-worthy, especially if another bird is sure to be roasted. I’m dead sure the Obamas won’t be having Tofurkey on their dinner table. And it cracks me up that a nigger has pardoned a bird this Thanksgiving. The way some of his ancestors were pardoned for being black?