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Nov
10

Nigger Pardons Bird

Pic taken from whatscookingamerica.net

I laughed my ass off reading about a stupid American tradition (not drinking Budweiser, no) that has the President of the United States “pardon” a turkey presented to White House by their country’s National Turkey Federation.

While it’s all good for the American press (at least, they don’t have to cover rubbish like Bigg Boss), isn’t it fucking hilarious that humans forgive harmless non-humans?

And what does a turkey need to be pardoned for? Being a bird? Not being in human form?

Terribly sorry for sounding like a dick (my true self, by the way), but letting one bird live and making a show of it is neither applause-worthy nor news-worthy, especially if another bird is sure to be roasted. I’m dead sure the Obamas won’t be having Tofurkey on their dinner table. And it cracks me up that a nigger has pardoned a bird this Thanksgiving. The way some of his ancestors were pardoned for being black?


10 Responses to “Nigger Pardons Bird”


  1. 1 Nikhil
    November 25, 2010 at 10:54

    Kick Ass Post , directly in their face \m/

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  2. 2 Roy
    November 26, 2010 at 07:03

    This year PETA has gone far out in banning turkey ads and promoting a pro-vegan Thanksgiving.
    I remember reading about some vegan in Michigan who plans to feed her turkey with grapes and seeds this thanksgiving as a symbolic gesture. Her name is Bina Ahmad and her bird she calls her OPAL (5 yrs)…check this out :
    http://www.fresnobee.com/2010/11/22/2169820/animal-fans-have-thanksgiving.html#storylink=mirelated

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    • 3 Sanju
      November 26, 2010 at 08:21

      Roy, that lady’s gesture is sweet and funny at the same time! A Muslim woman, as the name suggests. I happen to know 2 Muslim vegetarians and this woman sounds like the 3rd one 😀

      Aditya, what do you expect from Presidents of America? They could do so much more, but no — let’s save the turkey first! There is a lot to be done but first we must name the bird and send it to Disneyland! But Obama Bin Laden won’t be around to save turkeys next year.

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    • November 27, 2010 at 08:19

      @ Demonos: How nice of her! I should give veganism another shot just to see if it makes me feel any different.

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  3. 5 Roy
    November 26, 2010 at 09:33

    what a waste of “chunky and healthy ” meat because of a “funny” woman who happens to be Muslim living in Amreeka. 😀

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  4. 8 kukuma
    November 27, 2010 at 11:33

    seen pics of da nigga fondling da bird?
    the turkey is white.

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  5. 9 KP
    December 3, 2010 at 21:52

    lol lol thats the most pretentious crap i have ever seen. But thats what makes headlines these days rather than real news

    Journalists are such idiots too

    and not to mention

    3 billion other turkeys got slaughtered for “Thanks” giving

    yes pardoning 1 turkey helped a lot

    Oba ma’ ni…

    he is just as lame as bush

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