Grilled & Killed: Rohit ‘P-Man’ Pereira

What better way to end 2010 than by having P-Man squat on it? Host of The P-Man Show, bassist of Shaa’ir + Func and Exhumation, and the frontman of Khiladi – Rohit ‘P-Man’ Pereira talks about making breakfast for groupies, having a threesome all by himself and selling his kidney for Vidya Balan!

Photo credit: Roycin D'souza

Want to tell the new world about your Pin Drop Violence days?

I was one of the founding members and played bass and wrote songs for Pin Drop Violence, we kicked ass for some 7 years, played all over the country and one killer gig in Dubai, put out 2 albums and a single and a VCD. And like all other good things, came to an end.

What made you quit meat and alcohol?

I din quit meat, just cut down the red meat. Health reasons. Must lose weight. Alcohol I quit coz I cannot handle the hangovers and I am quite nasty when I am drunk. So for the sake of still having friends, I choose not to drink. Plus I have saved a lotta money : )

How do Shaa’ir + Func tolerate you?

That’s an interesting question. Func aka Randolph and Shaa’ir aka Monica are still teenagers at heart, so the masti is coupled up from there. But I do tick Monica off from time to time with my inappropriate blurting out from the mouth. And I love the name she has given me – Mr. Inappropriate. Coming back to the question, yes, they have tolerated me so far, except this one time at a gig in Kolkata recently, some Bangla channel was doing an interview with S+F, and they made the mistake of having me there too. I was super amused by the host, and here is Monica and Randolph giving serious answers about the music and the scene, and my answers were – “I have come here to eat your food and fuck your women” and “I heart Bengali women who swallow” and other horribleness which made Monica get up and chase me and hit me. I plan to out run her in 2011.

Are you living up to Khiladi’s name? How many groupies have you banged so far?

Yes, Khiladi‘s music is all about jumping, headbanging, threesomes, handjobs in the library, partying etc. I jump, headbang, once had a threesome when I used both hands whilst jacking off, yet to get a HJ in the library, not so much partying now. So yeah, I think I have done around 50% of living up to Khiladi‘s name.

Groupies I have banged so far – not many – none actually. I am a shy boy. Please women, if you are reading this, come up and talk to me after a gig, I give good massages and make killer breakfast even.

How can you like a behenji like Vidya Balan? Do you want to be in a sex tape with her?

I want to be in Vidya Balan’s life in any capacity. I’d be the guy who gets her the papers in the morning to read also. I am her biggest fan from Andheri. I love her. I will leave my jaath and sell my one kidney and give her dowry too.

And yes, I want to be in a sex tape with her.

What will you take to keep your trap shut at the next Exhu show?

If the vocalist of the band grows some balls and does more than “So yeah, the next song… yeah… is about… yeah… umm… death… its umm…. among the dead.. yeah…. check it out… I love cocks in my mouth… yeah, mosh guys please…. my rep is at stake….”, I might just only play bass and not fart orally on the mike.

I do not talk like that. Bye, P-Man!

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11 Responses to “Grilled & Killed: Rohit ‘P-Man’ Pereira”

  1. 1 Mike
    December 20, 2010 at 04:15

    Rohit’s still funny like hell. not changed since andrew’s days. nice read thanks!


  2. 2 yash
    December 20, 2010 at 06:15



  3. 3 Pradeep Menon
    December 20, 2010 at 06:59

    HAHA! That last line pretty much sums up EXACTLY what Aditya said on the mic when I first saw Exhumation at Razz. “Hey guys! Yeah… thanks for coming…. yeah, see you all soon!” Hahaha!!

    p.s. Why is it snowing on this page? :/


  4. December 20, 2010 at 07:19

    hahaha. Aditya is not bothered about whose dick has fallen off, whose hair got stuck somewhere and shit. ON with the next song, please.


  5. 5 Roy
    December 20, 2010 at 08:24

    Koffee with P-Man – Sid Coutto & Randolph….it was a laughathon!!!


  6. December 20, 2010 at 11:39

    Never would I ask people to mosh/headbang/move! And I’m not the sort to make small talk either.
    Apun kaam ki baar karta hai. 😉


  7. 8 Masuma
    December 22, 2010 at 05:33

    bwahahahhahaaha Mehta yu got some good interviewing skills…n damn Pereiras funny as hell…


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