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11

Interpreting Aditya Thackeray’s Poetry

Pic taken from Outlook

Wannabe tyrant Aditya Thackeray has written some third-class poetry for classical vocalist Pandit Bhimsen Joshi, who died last Sunday.

Mid Day generally publishes the poorly written thoughts of others, and surely they don’t have it in them to rubbish the future Shiv Sena leader’s poem or even question why it isn’t in Marathi.

Here’s Aditya Thackeray’s poem – with what he really means in italics.

As your voice easily soars like my uncle is soaring above his uncle

Eases stress, all worldly sores caused by us Shiv Sainiks

It takes all the turns and rounds just like the buses we set afire

Your divine voice surpasses every good around er, that’s what dadaji told me to write

“FUCKALL POEM”

Like water that calms the soul and gently caresses Ganpati idols

Like universe, that holds us and the whole UP and Bihar

With your voice a billion emotions lie the result of eating vada pav with a green chilli

A voice and prayer so true I’ve never heard your songs

Even a lie can’t lie like my lackluster buck-toothed dad

Man, Shiv Sena shakha pramukhs are in for some real drab drinking sessions.

ALSO READ:

Bal Is Old And Desperate

Aditya Thackeray Is A Choot

Such A Long Journey Book Review

Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You

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Wannabe Celeb: Vishal Dadlani is an asshole




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