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Jan
11

Interpreting Aditya Thackeray’s Poetry

Pic taken from Outlook

Wannabe tyrant Aditya Thackeray has written some third-class poetry for classical vocalist Pandit Bhimsen Joshi, who died last Sunday.

Mid Day generally publishes the poorly written thoughts of others, and surely they don’t have it in them to rubbish the future Shiv Sena leader’s poem or even question why it isn’t in Marathi.

Here’s Aditya Thackeray’s poem – with what he really means in italics.

As your voice easily soars like my uncle is soaring above his uncle

Eases stress, all worldly sores caused by us Shiv Sainiks

It takes all the turns and rounds just like the buses we set afire

Your divine voice surpasses every good around er, that’s what dadaji told me to write

“FUCKALL POEM”

Like water that calms the soul and gently caresses Ganpati idols

Like universe, that holds us and the whole UP and Bihar

With your voice a billion emotions lie the result of eating vada pav with a green chilli

A voice and prayer so true I’ve never heard your songs

Even a lie can’t lie like my lackluster buck-toothed dad

Man, Shiv Sena shakha pramukhs are in for some real drab drinking sessions.

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8 Responses to “Interpreting Aditya Thackeray’s Poetry”


  1. 1 blacksheep
    January 26, 2011 at 08:31

    what a choot!

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  2. 2 Sweta
    January 29, 2011 at 07:36

    That’s a terrible poem!

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  3. 3 gadgetfreak87
    January 29, 2011 at 12:38

    Pav vada & green chilly OHHHHHHHHH

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  4. 4 June
    February 4, 2011 at 06:22

    I DIED looking at the Panditji’s picture.. whattay fitting reply 😉 ahahahaha!

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  5. 5 sanket
    April 11, 2011 at 09:09

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH
    HAHAHHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Aditya – you should start charging people a monthly subscription fee to your blog. Then we can have enough money for unlimited beer.

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  6. 6 thaker
    November 29, 2012 at 07:29

    Hahhhaahahahahahahaha

    Like

  7. 7 Anonymous
    June 18, 2015 at 09:25

    Hahaahahahahaah bhenchoddd!! hahahahahaha

    Like


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