Pub Review: WTF!

WTF should change their name to ‘Whatever’ or ‘Fuckall’ or ‘Waste Of Time And Money’

WTF! is a popular hangout in Khar and now Andheri West. No prizes for guessing what kind of a crowd a name like WTF! can attract. The outdoor setting at the Andheri WTF!  is amazing – at the junction of a busy road, yet cut off from the traffic noise. But that’s all there is to it.

Even before you enter the damn place, you are stopped and asked if there are girls with you. If there aren’t, you’re guided to the indoor section which is lifeless, has American diner seats and scribbling in Gujarati somewhere. What the fuck? Do we have to drag along a dumb cunt who’ll suck on any pint that’s shoved between her legs? What if a bunch of homos showed up to have a gay time?

The range of beers is pathetic – they have all the bad big brands available in the market, so I call for the least worst one to ensure I can sit around long enough to sample the food. Only pints… no 650 ml bottles or pitchers.

Jesses Kerala Beef Fry

Chettinad Chicken Wings

The menu has only starters, but what we’re wondering is why they’d have vada pav and kheema pao. The Kerala Beef Fry is hardly appetizing, and we’re asked to skip the Sri Lankan Beef and the Mean Ass Chicken Chili (it’s not very spicy, we’re told… some points for honesty there). The Chettinad Chicken Wings aren’t tantalizing either; we have dunk them in red pepper sauce. I’m guessing the vegetarian starters are slightly better, but we don’t care about being proved right or wrong this once.

I suggest they change their name to ‘Whatever’ or ‘Fuckall’, and Yash says the place should be called ‘Waste Of Time And Money’. WTF! is for large groups of people who want to get hammered and don’t have a problem with below-average food.

11 Responses to “Pub Review: WTF!”

  1. April 17, 2011 at 06:13

    “What the fuck? Do we have to drag along a dumb cunt who’ll suck on any pint that’s shoved between her legs? What if a bunch of homos showed up to have a gay time?” .. ROFL xD..


  2. 2 yash
    April 17, 2011 at 08:26

    Coming soon ‘Skeeeep ur cup of coffee’


  3. 3 Ramona
    April 17, 2011 at 18:47

    The WTf in Khar is not that bad. I only like it because of the outdoor area where smoking is allowed. And I cant comment on the food cos I haven’t actually eaten anything there, but they do play some good music outside


  4. April 18, 2011 at 07:22

    WTF or anything that opens in Versova is generally fuckall quality wise, and always over-priced.
    That is what I’ve learnt staying here since 4 years. And yes be prepared to face a lot of “filmy crowd meetings” around you.


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