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Black Stool Awards 2011

The absolute worst of 2011!

CHODE OF THE YEAR

Anna Hazare

Why? Because…

Anna Is A Toothless Cocksucker

Gandhigiri Is Chutiyagiri

Adolf Was Cooler Than Mohan

Understood? Now read on…

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MOST DISAPPOINTING MOVIES

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Shaitan (Click here for the review)

Ra.One (Click here for the review)

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MOST OVERRATED BAR IN MUMBAI

Janata

How people find this bar worthy amazes me. Janata Bar is a shithole in Bandra which people love because they want to be cool. One part of Janata Bar is a regular watering hole, another part is a room which has men drinking and watching TV, and the upper section, which the hep crowd loves, is orange and blue and another colour, and this section looks like a vehicle for safely transporting cows to the moon. Add to that the drunk waiters and ordinary food, and you have an overrated place which has become a brand because of trendy kids.

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THE MOST WORTHLESS BEERS IN INDIA

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Kingfisher (Click here for the review)

Khajuraho (Click here for the review)

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WORST ACTRESS IN BOLLYWOOD

Kareena Kapoor

This woman has not only stopped acting, but is actually proud of the fact that all the movies she stars in become make a lot of money at the box office (because of the male leads). The bimbette has said that she doesn’t care about anything else because she has been paired with all the top male stars and is happy as long her movies (no matter how pathetic they are) break records and make crores of rupees. I thought she was just choosing the wrong roles, but now it’s clear that Kareena Kapoor doesn’t have any ideals as an actor.

IDIOT OF THE YEAR

Dave Mustaine

You’d think a guy who’s made some of the best music ever would have some intelligence, but our metal hero Mustaine is growing increasingly senile. Dave thinks children won’t become smart if ‘god’ is taken out of schools, which means the frontman of Megadeth wants kids to pray to something that’s not there and inherit the disease most of the world is suffering from. Dave Mustaine is a born-again Christian who gets Satanic metal bands thrown off tours and thinks Jesus healed his hand and also cures his headaches.

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NUMBSKULLS OF THE YEAR 2011, 2012 and 2013

                                                     All you people who believe in god…

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11 Responses to “Black Stool Awards 2011”


  1. 1 you know who
    January 2, 2012 at 02:57

    “a vehicle for safely transporting cows to the moon”

    LMAO land – funny basically lives here! 😀

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  2. January 2, 2012 at 07:38

    Thanks for this. 😛

    How about Salman as worst actor of the year for his extremely wooden appearances? And though I’m not a beer drinker, I know Kingfisher and Khajuraho are worthless. 😀

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    • 3 mongoose boy
      January 25, 2012 at 01:00

      salman khan is a fucking icon. People dont watch his movies to see a stellar performance (you can watch satish shah, nasser, sumeet raghavan, amitabh bachhan, aamir khan or kamal hassan for “acting skills”)

      people watch salman khan for salman khan. salman khan on screen – for 3 hours thrusting his pelvis into the maddened crowd – where the guys wish they looked like him and the chicks…well the chicks wish the guys they were with – looked like him!

      Keep things in perspective. Dont buy a maruti 800 if you want to compete in the Raid d’ Himalaya. The very fact that you DONT EVEN REMEMBER to mention Abhishek Bacchu in your “wooden actors” crib, proves what an icon salman is – at all levels.

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  3. 4 Fetus Grinder
    January 2, 2012 at 09:18

    Khajuraho is a really disgusting beer…

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  4. January 18, 2012 at 07:40

    Gandhigiri Is Chutiyagiri, I agree to that.
    Not seen RA.ONE, but I liked Shaitan. Well everybody has their views.
    I Don’t drink or smoke, that says it all.
    I don’t like Kareena much eilther.
    And What makes you an Atheist??

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  5. 6 mongoose boy
    January 25, 2012 at 00:52

    The only way to mobilize a billion people still hung over on that choot Gandhi, is to use the same tricks he used. “Gandhi giri”. Maybe Anna is smarter than you give him credit for. He could have, right when things were super hot, asked people to bust things up a-la ball thokre. But he remained calm, kept people calm and gained a bigger following for a cause that seems like it is important. Its important….yes it is.

    Kingfisher is one of the best beers in the world. You’re just saying this for effect. hahaha. well each to his own. whatever.

    Dave Mustaine – he produced Endgame post his re-birth, and while its not a Rust in Peace, its still quite good.

    Im just pointing this out because i trust this blog is for more than just funny stand up comedy, and you would like politically and socially aware people like me to offer commentary based on our perspective, knowledge and experience.

    I’ll take a portion of ass cancer now. With some cheese on it. And a KF mild.

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  6. 7 mongoose boy
    January 25, 2012 at 01:01

    and oh! spot on about Kareena, that ugly skank.

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