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Movie Review: Jism 2

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Cast: Sunny Leone’s body, Arunoday Singh’s ears, Randeep Hooda’s uncertainty

On reading that Canadian porn actress Sunny Leone was going to star in Jism 2, I downloaded a porno clip of hers to get a taste of her acting skills. To my delight, what I’d illegally acquired was the first anal-sex video of the adult movie star. What a natural actor, I said to myself, for the way Sunny got her ass pounded didn’t look like pretend.

That round ass, along with amazing boobs, are present in almost every scene in Jism 2. The filmmakers are nursing a secret desire to make a XXX movie, but have instead attempted to tell a laughable story, so that the masses may flock to theatres to look at Sunny Leone.

“I am a porn star,” admits Sunny Leone, right at the beginning of Jism 2, with her naked back to us. The script is as bare, we learn out soon after. Mahesh Bhatt has written this film for those who were missing B-Grade movies of the 80s, and his daughter Pooja Bhatt has directed it for a reason that isn’t entirely clear.

The hardcore-porn actress looks gorgeous in every scene, and she is the reason Jism 2 was made. There’s nobody other than Sunny Leone who could have sold this trash. With glowing cleavage and the sexy thighs always on display, Sunny Leone whimpers her way through Jism 2, making viewers notice that her cute face goes very well with her hot body. To her credit, she’s a famous porn star who has made it to the biggest film industry in the world, so it’s okay if she looks like she wants to get humped all the time.

Porn star Sunny Leone must use her body to help this nation; she must give her jism to both the men in the movie, so that one of them can nab the other and get vital information from a laptop. That is the story of Jism 2, a tacky Hindi film that desperately wants to be a porn movie.

RATING: 1.5/5


7 Responses to “Movie Review: Jism 2”


  1. 1 Anish
    August 3, 2012 at 07:28

    bro i’m loving the tags

    Like

  2. 2 metalnavin
    August 3, 2012 at 10:41

    i know this has been said millions of times…but….dam that woman is FUCKING HOTTTTTTT..

    the beginning paragraph of this review had me in tears (while laughing)

    Like

  3. August 3, 2012 at 16:22

    I was here solely for the slideshow.

    Like

  4. August 7, 2012 at 05:05

    The tags are hilarious !!

    Like


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