Mumbai doesn’t give a shit about Bharat Bandh

citymapAfter a very long time Mumbai has pulled its balls out and is behaving like Bombay. The two-day nationwide bandh seems to have the city unaffected as even the school next to my house is on as usual, singing their shitty school anthem which teaches children to be servile towards the whole wide world. Instead of being subservient these little motherfuckers swear like sailors and often kick the shit out of each other as soon as the school bell rings, which is fine by me. So there is no bandh because Mumbai/Bombay just doesn’t give a fuck about the rest of the country the exact same way the universe doesn’t give a shit about you or Paulo Coelho.

READ – Bharat Bandh 2013: Wednesday 20th February and Thursday 21st February

6 Responses to “Mumbai doesn’t give a shit about Bharat Bandh”

  1. February 20, 2013 at 05:13

    I did my majority schooling in Bombay and that morning prayer assembly always made me cringe. So many years of relentless torture, my classmates however would recite their prayers by heart and obey those sadomasochistic teachers and authority with absolute submission. Oh yes, corporal punishment was the order of the day, I’ve lost count of number of times they beat me with sticks, wooden rulers or even bare hands..

    Also got slapped many times by female teachers during my adolescence puberty (not cool!)and was given demeaning disciplinary punishments like picking up trash etc. Some of it was well-deserved for instance when I once urinated in the school water supply 🙂 There was one particular male PT teacher, a sadistic homo bastard who would pinch your ears and bums for no reason at all. Hate schools and educational environments…Everytime I see next-generation kids in their silly uniforms, jam-packed like sardines in a schoolbus, my heart goes out for their plight. Wow another generation of obedient, servile little bastards.

    There are some memorable moments though…first girlfriends, introduction to the pleasure of smoking, pornography, bunking classes, all that happened in the first school years.


    • February 20, 2013 at 06:11

      Hey, there was a sadistic homo male PT teacher in my school who tried to molest a guy in my class… ahahaha! Was his name Mr Pheroze Cooper? He was a notorious homo PT teacher from Jamnabai Narsee School and Maneckji Cooper.


  2. February 28, 2013 at 16:02

    Indeed, Mr.Mehta. Indeed. 😛


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