Archive for the 'Polls' Category
Just curious to know what people are going for in 2010. Listing all the brew available at most liquor stores. Leave a comment if you want to be more specific or if I’ve forgotten to mention your favourite. Happy International Beer Day!
While it’s no secret that Rahul Mahajan and his new bride Dimpy Ganguly like a bit of partying, someone told me they used to get sloshed silly on the sets of that show, bonding over alcohol and probably cocaine. The funny part is they’d walk around hand-in-hand in front of the other wannabe brides. I’ll give you some inside news: there’s going to be a sex scandal in less than a week’s time. Rahul Mahajan is the wayward son of Pramod Mahajan, who was shot at by his brother Pravin Mahajan. Dimpy Ganguly is an ambitious Kolkata-based model who participated in a Gladrags contest and managed to piss Maureen Wadia off. According to my source, the reality tv couple who are enjoying sex and drugs like there’s no tomorrow will be screwed by the media very soon. While you take this poll, be assured there’s plenty of masala in store for the public. Multiple choices allowed.
Think something can actually mess with my head? Neither did I, considering I’m always eager to hear tales of gore and look forward to people I don’t like dying in fancy ways. I was in perfect mental health till my friend Sahil Mane narrated an incident which is now stuck in my head.
On Arossim Beach in Panaji, Goa, comes a dog friendly as any other. This dog, named Dhanno, digs a hole in the sand to remove a crab hiding underneath. Dhanno then maims it with a paw, and then proceeds to gravely wound some 20-25 more crabs this way. Just when Mr Mane is wondering if this is sport, the dog devours all the injured crabs one by one!
Of course, I’ve heard of dogs that prey, and of course, I think crabs should be eaten, but the thought of a dog getting so technical and brutal with the sideways-walking crustaceans comes as a bit of a shock to me. So it’s only humans that hunt other beings for fun and games, yeah?
It’s almost a year since 26/11, but Mohammed Amir Ajmal Kasab is still alive. Hardly surprising in a nation whose citizens run around painting walls and protesting against statues while beaches get destroyed by the religious blind festival after festival. Forget about dying farmers elsewhere when your city is packed with poverty and stray dogs and what not. Yeah, you poseurs deserve to be terrorised.